and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
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I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
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Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
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