hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
I love you.
Bad choice
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