Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
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she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
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Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
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