I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
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she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
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You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
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