Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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