She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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