Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
Jumped in the kebab van and said he was Ultimate MasterChef. Incurred wrath of six angry Turks. I got free chips.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
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