saw "Pah-jure" lube. Thought of you. Wearing the same clothes to work tomorrow.
I stayed in, ate a pint of Hagen daas and watched a movie about aids. Soooooooo single.
Her mom drove me home after I blew a .13 So there I am wishing her mom a happy mother's day sitting in the passenger seat where I just banged her daughter 15 min prior
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
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