I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
First night home from college and I already forgot that walking around nearly naked with my laptop open to smut porn isn't acceptable. Sorry, mom.
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
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