I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
No one should have to go to work between Christmas and New Years, but here I am twirling in my office chair and putting Jack in my coffee like I’m back in college studying for finals.
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
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