Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
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