I think i ate a live goldfish last night. that i caught with my hand in a kiddie pool. my stomach really hurts.
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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