The maid of honor just puked.
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
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