: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
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it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
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I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
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