My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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