Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
Somewhere out there, someone is getting laid. And then theres me, watching Star Trek porn while my roommate plays World of Warcraft next door
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
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