Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
My breasts were aching with rage.
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
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