A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
Come share oat with me in your robe
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
Randomize
