Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
Last night I got drunk on margaritas at an Irish pub and came home with only one shoe. I have to get my shit together.
You really know how to show Monday who's boss.
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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