he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
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