Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
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He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
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That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
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