Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
It's just like the Real World with babies
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
Randomize
