It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
She's laying here with her head in my lap stoned, eating Doritos, whining about her boyfriend, and listening to Cher. Fuck the friend zone.
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
Sorry about my life...
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