After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
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I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
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Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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