Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
You will receive a large, large reward, worth much more than the actual phone you are holding, paid not only in cash but in sexual favors, if you return this phone! Please respond if you're interested in cash/sex/or just being a good person. Thanks and hope to hear from you soon!
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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