is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
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i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
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i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
so I just realized.. of my 70k student loan debt, most of it went toward bar tabs, eightballs, and sweet-ass ties to wear to gamedays and other people's weddings. I think about shit like this while I'm at my mid-level management position. you know. "working."
Look upon your future, America, and despair.
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
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