sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
Randomize
