If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
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ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
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Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
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