the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
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