I'm laying in your front yard are you home
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
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