I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
3am cut off hipster s***'s afro on porch. Opened champagne. Felt like delilah cutting off samson's hair. Then shower & anal. So I guess his powers are intact.
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
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That's the last time you call me to prove to some girl at a bar that you're English. It's bad enough that you actually get to fuck them because of it without having to wake me up to seal the deal.
Mom said you looked used
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
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Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
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