Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
The struggles of a small town man whore
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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