Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
No subtext here. People are naked.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
I need moral support for this bender
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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