We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
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