Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
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I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
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Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
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