I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
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Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
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He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
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