Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
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