Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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