So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
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Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
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Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
Why I hate online dating: not even one day in and a 57 year old asks me to call him "Daddy."
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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