please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
I think we might need a safe word for this...
Randomize
