Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
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he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
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I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
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