is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
and she was petting her beer can
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
Randomize
