so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
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