her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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