He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
Dude I left his house at 5:30 a.m. after you peed on his front door and then tried to fight me for my blanket. Don't even do that at my house or I will end you.
hahahahaha. Worst. Text. Ever.
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