im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
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he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
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There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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