Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
Randomize
