i just renamed my vag "the sorting hat"
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
Randomize
