So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
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