Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
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Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
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How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
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