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what?
penguin condom
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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