Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
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I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
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I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
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