This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
Randomize