The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
what the fuck happened to the tacos
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