It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
She invited me to an Eagles game, I mean that is almost better then if she told me she could only function with large amounts of semen in her system at all times.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
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there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
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Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
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