Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
Just convinced airport security that im sober. All i do is win.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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